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Giant Inflatable Catan Balloons

SKU: GIANTBALLOON
This Thanksgiving, sleep in and then have your own Balloon Parade at your leisure. In the tradition of New York’s famous Thanksgiving Day Parade, we offer giant inflatable Catan balloons. Show off your Thanksgiving pride to all your neighbors as you march up and down your block with all your favorite resources.
$1,000,000.00
$990,000.00

This Thanksgiving, sleep in and then have your own Balloon Parade at your leisure. In the tradition of New York’s famous Thanksgiving Day Parade, we offer giant inflatable Catan balloons.

Show off your Thanksgiving pride to all your neighbors as you march up and down your block with all your favorite resources. You will be filled with joy as you hear the oohs and ahhs of wonder from the Harrisons across the street as you show off your enormous inflated bundle of wheat. The laughter of babies will bring joy to the whole community when they marvel at a stack of bricks that float! How is that even possible‽

You will be the talk of the town when folks see five colossal balloons moored to your back, as you demonstrate peak feats of strength single-handedly towing these windblown delights through the neighborhood. Wave to your fellow citizens knowing that you truly are the Lord of Catan.

The Thanksgiving Catan Balloon Parade package comes with five 75-foot balloons: Brick, Wheat, Ore, Lumber, and Wool. For only $990,000 your dreams can come true before the turkey is out of the oven. If you order in the next seven days, we will send a robber to your house! Some restrictions apply. Not responsible for any personal or property damage, or potential municipal infractions. Helium is not included, hydrogen is not recommended.

Photo - credit Midtownguy2012 under Creative Commons 4.0 License.

This Thanksgiving, sleep in and then have your own Balloon Parade at your leisure. In the tradition of New York’s famous Thanksgiving Day Parade, we offer giant inflatable Catan balloons.

Show off your Thanksgiving pride to all your neighbors as you march up and down your block with all your favorite resources. You will be filled with joy as you hear the oohs and ahhs of wonder from the Harrisons across the street as you show off your enormous inflated bundle of wheat. The laughter of babies will bring joy to the whole community when they marvel at a stack of bricks that float! How is that even possible‽

You will be the talk of the town when folks see five colossal balloons moored to your back, as you demonstrate peak feats of strength single-handedly towing these windblown delights through the neighborhood. Wave to your fellow citizens knowing that you truly are the Lord of Catan.

The Thanksgiving Catan Balloon Parade package comes with five 75-foot balloons: Brick, Wheat, Ore, Lumber, and Wool. For only $990,000 your dreams can come true before the turkey is out of the oven. If you order in the next seven days, we will send a robber to your house! Some restrictions apply. Not responsible for any personal or property damage, or potential municipal infractions. Helium is not included, hydrogen is not recommended.

Photo - credit Midtownguy2012 under Creative Commons 4.0 License.

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Chance at balloons got away from me...
Wish I'd seen it before Thanksgiving this year. Definitely adding it to my wishlist for next year, though!
Maybe they'll add in a pirate to go with the robber by then...?
From: Julie | Date: 11/29/2017 10:11 PM
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