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Catan Particle Accelerator

SKU: ACCELERATOR
Shopping for the particle physicist who has everything? Your search is over! With one of Catanshop.com’s all new Catan-branded particle accelerators, they’ll be having near-light-speed fun like never before- They'll be positively beaming!! Unravel the mysteries of the universe, make Higgs bosons, delve into antimatter and dark matter matters, or just fire it up on the weekends for some light R&R.

At just 5 miles across, the latest edition to Catanshop.com’s merchandise/apparel line is the perfect fit for nearly every home and apartment. This week only, we’re offering a $10 introductory discount- so buy one today because you’ll never collide with a deal like this again!

Please allow 30 years for delivery/assembly. Colors may vary.
$9,162,550,932.99
$9,162,550,922.99

Shopping for the particle physicist who has everything? Your search is over! With one of Catanshop.com’s all new Catan-branded particle accelerators, they’ll be having near-light-speed fun like never before- They'll be positively beaming!! Unravel the mysteries of the universe, make Higgs bosons, delve into antimatter and dark matter matters, or just fire it up on the weekends for some light R&R.

At just 5 miles across, the latest edition to Catanshop.com’s merchandise/apparel line is the perfect fit for nearly every home and apartment. This week only, we’re offering a $10 introductory discount- so buy one today because you’ll never collide with a deal like this again!

Please allow 30 years for delivery/assembly. Colors may vary.

Shopping for the particle physicist who has everything? Your search is over! With one of Catanshop.com’s all new Catan-branded particle accelerators, they’ll be having near-light-speed fun like never before- They'll be positively beaming!! Unravel the mysteries of the universe, make Higgs bosons, delve into antimatter and dark matter matters, or just fire it up on the weekends for some light R&R.

At just 5 miles across, the latest edition to Catanshop.com’s merchandise/apparel line is the perfect fit for nearly every home and apartment. This week only, we’re offering a $10 introductory discount- so buy one today because you’ll never collide with a deal like this again!

Please allow 30 years for delivery/assembly. Colors may vary.

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9 trillion dollars is a fantastic deal!
I can't wait for my Catan Particle Accelerator! I heard that the manufacturer is going to add customizable features such as teleporting and time travel. Tell me it's true!
From: Olivia | Date: 7/6/2017 10:46 AM
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Great bang for the buck
Bought two , will reply in a few years when it's assembled and let you know how well they work
From: Justin | Date: 7/13/2017 8:53 PM
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