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Catan Particle Accelerator

Shopping for the particle physicist who has everything? Your search is over! With one of Catanshop.com’s all new Catan-branded particle accelerators, they’ll be having near-light-speed fun like never before- They'll be positively beaming!! Unravel the mysteries of the universe, make Higgs bosons, delve into antimatter and dark matter matters, or just fire it up on the weekends for some light R&R.

At just 5 miles across, the latest edition to Catanshop.com’s merchandise/apparel line is the perfect fit for nearly every home and apartment. This week only, we’re offering a $10 introductory discount- so buy one today because you’ll never collide with a deal like this again!

Please allow 30 years for delivery/assembly. Colors may vary.
$9,162,550,922.99 $9,162,550,932.99
ACCELERATOR

Giant Inflatable Catan Balloons

This Thanksgiving, sleep in and then have your own Balloon Parade at your leisure. In the tradition of New York’s famous Thanksgiving Day Parade, we offer giant inflatable Catan balloons. Show off your Thanksgiving pride to all your neighbors as you march up and down your block with all your favorite resources.
$990,000.00 $1,000,000.00
GIANTBALLOON

Zheep: Catan-Branded Undead Sheep

The perfect product to spice up any game night or Halloween party! Keep it safely penned up as an effective conversation piece, or let it loose to devour your friends and family as an amusing practical joke.

The Catan-branded zombie sheep, or Zheep ©, assimilates nearly everything it bites — making for countless hours of uninterrupted excitement! The days of worrying about having too many sheep are over, now you'll have Zheep instead. Because Zheep are undead, the fun will never end.

The Catan-branded undead sheep is the perfect gift for any occasion! Nothing says “Happy Birthday,” “Congratulations,” or “Sorry About The Car,” like a flesh-eating aberration of nature! But wait, there's more! Each Zheep comes with its own unique scent to spice up any space — they are practically a walking aromatherapy diffuser. Buy one today and we’ll throw in ½ an undead wheat farmer free of charge! Catan's Zheep is downright infectious.

Colors may vary. For survival, some disassembly is required. Available in the US only. Some states restrict the sale and trade of zombies, this product not available in the following areas:

AK, AL, AR, AZ, CA, CO, CT, DE, FL, GA, HI, IA, ID, IL, IN, KS, KY, LA, MA, MD, ME, MI, MN, MO, MS, MT, NC, ND, NE, NH, NJ, NM, NV, NY, OH, OK, OR, PA, RI, SC, SD, TN, TX, UT, VA, VT, WA, WI, WV, WY, and all Commonwealth territories.
$9,999.99
ZHEEP